I have been reading allot of blogs talking about going to the gym. Having never been a gym person, I really have never thought about joining one.
Today I decided to look online at some of the gyms in town. I pulled up the profile of one of the gyms on Merchantcircle.com. It gave very little information, but it listed some recommended businesses.
-2 STD testing clinics
-2 local motels
Well, I guess fit folks get their groove on a little more often and might need these services.
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Someone needs to work on their algorithm
ReplyDeleteBy which I assume you mean "Al Gore rhythm" because NO ONE gets as much nookie as an ex-VP Nobel Peace Prize winner - not even Dick "They'll Never Find Your Body When I'm Done With You" Cheney! (Not to be confused with Dick "I Consider Shooting You In Teh Face To Be Foreplay" Cheney, because THAT guy gets gayly laid all the time. Bleeding facial wounds make for VERY compliant sexual partners.)
They might as well call it the "Ho'-tel Piece Prize" because do you have any idea how much @$$ that has gotten A. Gore?
Of course, he's a family man so he passed all that @$$ to Billy Teh C.
They should house the STD clinics right inside the lobby of the hotels. That would be super convenient, and thoughtful, too.
ReplyDeleteAnd skip the gym, Needle. Just get out there and run, dude!
Well, I guess this proves that gym's really are "meat markets."
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