Sporting Goods, that is. I was really surprised to read Nitmos' post today about his return from vacation and the fact that I won the $100 gift card to Dicks.
I would like everyone to know that I am the person that NEVER wins drawings. EVER. Until this contest, my grand total for winnings is one (1) Mississippi State Baseball can holder that I won in 1994. That basically sums it up. I did win a knife about 6 years ago in a work drawing and only because they had enough stuff so that EVERYONE got something.
I am also taking this as a cosmic hint to get off my ass and do some more running. I am modifying the FFBS plan, effective tomorrow. The new FFBS plan is going to try to incorporate a form of STREAKING! Yep, in order for me to do anything run related, I have to really simplify it. So if the day ends in "y," I will get my butt up and run. Now, I will not do anything too stupid, like run when I am hurt or it is pouring rain.
Am I crazy? Am i stoopid? Possibly and yeah.
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Congrats on scoring that gift card. I'm jealous, of course, but happy for you, too...Kinda.
ReplyDeleteI did the whole streaking thing a couple of years back. We started on New Year's Day and I ran everyday 'til March something. It was crazy that I was able to run through all that craptastic weather, and just when spring was on the horizon I fell off the wagon. I really do think rest days are essential, though. And I'm fairly lazy.
Good luck with your plan.
Let us know how you spend your Dick's $$$.
$100 to spend at Dick's! Woo-hoo!
ReplyDeleteKnow what I'd buy with a hunnert dollars at Dick's?
A vagina. Because I'm all into irony like that.
Of course, you can't get a new vagina with $100. So get a used one.
But insist they give you the Vaginafax Report so you know its history. You DON'T want one that was used for porn!
I found that out the hard way.
And yes, I mean exactly what you think by "hard way".