Saturday morning I completed my first "long" run in my super-non-scientific 1/2 marathon training plan. As a matter of fact, I don't even have anything written down in this training plan...I wonder if that is going to be a problem??
During this run, my brain did some serious wandering. I do believe that I came up with teh real reason why Glaven went missing. I can't remember all of it, but trust me it was odd (just like him). Expect more on this topic later.
After my run, teh Son had his Pack Pinewood Derby. His car won 1st in speed and show. Very cool. Unfortunately, I missed it all because I had to leave to go coach his basketball team. Once we got done with the derby, I had to go pick up some firewood.
Mrs Needle's grandfather had a tree cut down Friday and had them leave some firewood sized pieces for me. Loaded a full size truck and 8 foot trailer with wood. Some of the pieces are a good 2 foot around (that's what she said!1!). Unloaded the trailer when I got home and then headed to teh Daughters basketball game.
Crashed early Saturday night.
Sunday was teh Son's birthday. I celebrated by getting up and going outside to split and stack firewood for 2 hours. Fun, fun. After dealing with the firewood, I loaded the truck and trailer up with stuff we are donating to a local yard sale that is raising money for the Susan G Komen foundation.
Did some Girl Scout stuff with teh Daughter and family where she got her badges she has earned. Finally, crashed at home.
This morning...every. muscle. hurts. All. of. them. Even my pinkie finger hurts.
run+firewood+yard sale stuff=very sore and tired Needle
Needed to go to work just to rest up for a day or so.
Total Miles: 40
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"1st in speed and show", huh? Gee, what are the chances that teh spawn of someone named "Needle" is juicing to enhance his performance? Roughly 100%, I'd guestimate. But I guess that's one way of keeping pace with all those other derby racers whose last names are like "Steroid-Suppository", huh?
ReplyDeleteNeedle-to-English Dictionary: "First in speed" = "Meth helps boy go fast".
Congrats on the tainted win. (You just know LuMu is gonna make something skeevy out of "tainted"; that girl is all about Teh Taint!)
I can't wait to hear your theory about me.
Glaven-to-English Dictionary: "I can't wait to hear your theory about me" = I will F*CK YOU UP if you say something gay about me!1!
Wait. Scratch that. "F*ck you up" sounds kinda gay.
P.S. I never used training plans, either. And look what it did for me! I was the laughing stock of the Running Blogosphere.
ReplyDeleteNow you will be.
Let me get you started:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!1!
Jeesh, Glaven. teh DeedleNick shares this incredibly sweet, wholesome family-oriented story with us and you perversely manage to turn it into all "taint" and "meth".
ReplyDeleteThis is why we missed you so freakin' much, buddy!!!!
Deedle, you don't need no steenkin' training plan. Just run some and stretch some and rest some and you'll be good to go. Also, kindly share your Glaven theory. I'm all ears.
In fact, Teh Loose Moose is roughly 97.6% taint. Do the math. The MOST she could be is 2.4% ears.
ReplyDeleteHow does she get "all ears" from that?
TELL YOUR BODILY EAR-PERCENTAGE LIES ON YOUR OWN BLOG, L. MOOSE!1!
I am working on teh story of teh Glaven...to be released on a terrible blog near you soon
ReplyDeleteHe can't help it, being fast is in his genes.
ReplyDeleteNow what would ever make you think I would write something gay about you...
so that would make you roughly 97.6% ass, 2.3999% ears and 0.0001% n*ts@ck.
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